The Worst Toy I Have Ever Seen

My son had his first Birthday party last month and he received a toy that I believe represents almost everything that is wrong with this country and why the next generation is headed for destruction. Don't get me wrong, I know the person who gave this gift did so with good intentions and most people probably would have never noticed the disturbing actions portrayed by this toy (I only discovered the troubling issues after weeks of careful study). Take a look at this thing. Go ahead, take several minutes to look at the image here before you continue reading. Do you see anything you don't like? What you are looking at is an overweight, workaholic that is talking on his cell phone while enjoying fast food and driving his car. I don't even know where to begin with this! Let us begin with the cell phone. Everyone knows by now it is dangerous to talk and drive at the same time. Now, a lot of people ignore this and do it anyway, which is certainly their prerogative, but to actually make a toy that encourages such behavior is completely unacceptable. As if that wasn't bad enough, instead of salvaging what shred of safety they could by having this man hold the wheel with at least one hand the makers of this toy decided that it would be better for him to be on a busy lunch break using the other hand to eat. I could stop right now because I'm sure the parents reading this are frantically searching in their own child's toy collection making sure this abomination is not present, but there is more. The gentleman this toy is modeled after is obviously so obsessed with his work that he has no time to get a haircut, take care of himself, and probably spends no time with his wife and kids. I don't know about you, but I DO NOT want my boy growing up to be anything like this! With that in mind I encourage all of you that have children and want something more for them than what cooperate America has to offer to unite and send a message that this toy be recalled! Any toy that is considered dangerous is given a safety recall, so why should a toy that threatens our children's very future be any different? Thank you all for your time and lets keep changing this world together, one post at a time.

Why Littering is GOOD for the Enviornment: The Untold Story

Hello everyone and welcome back. Littering and garbage has been getting a lot of bad press for a while now and frankly I'm getting a little sick of all the one-sidedness by the liberal media on the matter. In fact, just the name "litter" has become so detestable that using it will actually get you suspended in some West Coast schools. So we are going to cure this rampant ignorance by giving you the side of the story you never thought you wanted to know...the benefits of littering. Yes, there ARE positive aspects of littering and it can actually help the environment. Think about it for a minute. Where does all that garbage come from? The answer may surprise you: it came from nature! Everything on Earth was already here. Humans are unable to create matter, therefore every piece of trash you "create" was not actually created by you, but rather it originally came from nature (in some form or another). Yes, even toxic "waste" came from the very Mother Earth that these fact-perverting Environmentalists are trying to "protect". When you throw your left-over food wrappers out the window you are actually giving back to nature just a portion of what she has given you, and you can feel good about that. Instead of selfishly keeping in locked in a trash bag prison, you are allowing it freedom to be used by nature all over again!

With that in mind here are some pointers that will help you as you give back to nature. First, be sure to throw your trash in a forest, glade, pond, ocean, or some other natural setting. This will ensure that nature will get the benefit of the materials to be used and they will not be trapped in a dumpster or waste can, rendered worthless by anyone. Second, do not recycle. Despite what you may have been spoon-fed in public school recycling is extremely selfish and not only hurts Mother Earth physically, it hurts her feelings. When you recycle you are basically saying "Hey nature, I want this garbage to use for my own things and you can't have it". Clearly this is an enormous slap in the face to our home planet. Third, be sure to take the time to throw unused metals, appliances, and vehicles into caves or bury them. This is only appropriate considering metals have to be mined from within the Earth.

Now that you know the truth about "littering" and how good it is for everyone I hope you will tell everyone you know and we can change the world together. Littering is just one small thing we can all do to make this world a better place. Thank you, and please direct any naysayers or unbelievers here, for you can't argue with fact! Good night.