Justin Cunningham is an American professional box maker from Springfield, Missouri currently working for Southern Missouri Containers brand of SMC Packaging. He is a Christian man who has a wife and four children who all currently live together in Springfield and attend Graceway Baptist Church. As well as exposing lies and replacing it with a sometimes painful truth, Justin Cunningham also enjoys paintball, dabbling in music production, leisure film watching, church activities, family time, and Taco Bell. Although he considers himself an ordinary man Justin Cunningham has quite a resume including the following accomplishments:
-Being referred to as "a genius" on multiple occasions.
-Scoring a 27 on his ACT exam.
-Taking 51st place at the 2003 World Cup of Paintball.
-Winning 4 consecutive elections to the Graceway Finance Committee with over 90% approval.
-Twice won the Sub-underground Hardcore Male Vocalist of the Year.
-Walked for 5 consecutive hours at the 2011 Marshfield Relay for Life.
-Successfully defeated a Mustang GT in a street race while driving a Cadillac Fleetwood.
A letter from the Author:
Dear Reader/Avid Fan,
Hello, it is I, Jusitn Cunningham. I wanted to personally thank you for taking the time to read my blog despite your, no doubt, busy life. You see, when you read this and instruct your friends to do the same, you are planting the seeds of thought that will eventually blossom into other seeds of thought that will in turn blossom into me getting paid to blog and liberate me from a regular job. On behalf of myself and my entire family thank you. I hope you enjoy what you read and if you ever have a question or a subject you would like to see addressed on these pages please feel free to email me at djcloxyde@yahoo.com. Have a blessed day and remember...tell everyone you know about this blog!
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