Why burning tires may actually save the environment.

     Many of you have asked me to do a review of the hit book series and now full length feature film "The Hunger Games". I refuse to read any books and also watch this particular movie, so instead I have done the next best thing and am writing about how burning tires is actually good for people and the environment.
     Like so much else in modern society (and several subjects addressed in previous posts) the practice of burning used rubber tires has been under constant fire and the subject of heated debate for several decades. Some radicals ignorantly claim that burning tires somehow upsets the "o-zone", an imaginary bubble that supposedly surrounds the earth protecting us from asteroids, space invaders, and the suns brutal rays. As I'm sure you are already aware, this "o-zone" is a complete farce designed to scare children into using environmentally friendly products. The true story is that if you believe a force field would be helpful in protecting Earth from aliens and the sun we need to burn as many tires as possible. You see, the sun hates the Earth and it's inhabitants. It is constantly sending harmful rays to try and destroy us. When we do nothing this is what happens:



     The most disturbing part of this is that this is what the radical environmentalist movement wants to see happen to Earth. Sad, isn't it? Well, I for one want to see Earth preserved and if you agree the answer is for us to create our own protective force field. We can do this by burning such things as rubber tires, most kinds of foam including Styrofoam, and anything else that creates black smoke. The smoke rises to Earth's stratosphere and lingers, mixing with clouds and creating a protective barrier pictured below:

     Wow! Looks like that black smoke shield is just the thing we need to save, not harm, Mother Earth. Please do your part in this war against the sun by refusing to recycle, boycotting recycled products, and burning all kinds of black smoke producing refuse. I would also like to add that every time a hybrid vehicle is purchased Mother Earth weeps, because she knows they don't produce enough emissions to sustain the protective black smoke shield. Thank you for reading and sharing. Have a blessed evening.